Privacy & Data

3rd Party & Tracking

This website does NOT contain any 3rd party analytics or any other type of tracking in its code.

No Google Analytics, no Facebook Pixel, no bullshit.

Cookies

I hope you're on a diet, because you won't find any cookies here, nothing in local storage either.

We save nothing to your device.

We read nothing from your device.

What we know

The only data we have access to is whatever bog-standard basic stuff any server would collect in its server logs, for example...

Your DeviceKnock knock

ServerWho's there?

Your DeviceOh hi, it's...

• Remote Address
  216.73.216.209
• Browser Info
  Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

Server:I see you've done this before...

What happens next between the server and your device can get a little graphic, but the above is part of the actual data logged when you loaded this page.

Data like this helps to (inaccurately) distinguish new from repeat visitors to the website etc..

Message Form

The messages sent via the website's contact form are not saved to any database, consider it the same as sending us an email, but the coolest fucking email you'll ever send.

That's all folks!